Todays Statement of the Day is very friendly and direct from the sender: So zu parken, ist die absolute Frechheit! Im Angnesviertel 2 Plätze belegen … ist wie in Äthophien 1 KAsten Vittel auskippen. Sauerei!
(To park like this, it’s totally snafu! Take two lots … is like to dump a whole bin of Vittel in Ethopia. What a mess!) people in Cologne are always openminded and friendly - not :D